Week 3 Power Rankings

6th through 9th follow the standings: each team had one good week and one bad week.

Power rankings beside the standings after Week 2. Each team links to its take.

Places moved since the Week 2 power rankings

Rankings and takes

  1. 1up 3 from 4th

    Nevans

    Fuck Jack Doyle

    2-0 1st in standings

    Last week it was Allen/Henry combo, this week Allen and CeeDee go off. Let Nevans cook.

    Week 2
    Won 139.87–107.29vs Demich
    Score rank
    2nd of 14
    All-play
    12-1
    Luck points
    0.0
  2. 2up 8 from 10th

    Niz

    McConkey Kong

    1-1 4th in standings

    Huge jump up the power rankings. Was headed towards another heartbreaking loss until Davante Adams’ heroics to take out the champ.

    Score rank
    3rd of 14
    All-play
    11-2
    Luck points
    0.0
  3. 3held its spot

    Adam

    Sorry Smith-Jaxon

    1-1 5th in standings

    Headed towards a 2-0 start before Niz broke his heart. Jersey City rejoices.

    Score rank
    5th of 14
    All-play
    9-4
    Luck points
    -2.5
  4. 4up 2 from 6th

    Josh

    Ging and Jews

    2-0 2nd in standings

    Amon Ra on Thursday started the week off strong for the team. Rest of team was average.

    Week 2
    Won 130.06–101.75vs Krajcik
    Score rank
    4th of 14
    All-play
    10-3
    Luck points
    0.0
  5. 5down 3 from 2nd

    Miller

    Tee Baggers

    2-0 3rd in standings

    3rd team to start 2-0 but update the luck chart. “Earned” a win with 93.15 points.

    Week 2
    Won 93.15–68.05vs Big Hut
    Score rank
    12th of 14
    All-play
    2-11
    Luck points
    +4.5
  6. 6up 2 from 8th

    Krajcik

    Annual Donation

    1-1 6th in standings

    Team is trying to figure itself out.

    Score rank
    9th of 14
    All-play
    5-8
    Luck points
    0.0
  7. 7down 6 from 1st

    Big Hut

    Bad Grandpa

    1-1 7th in standings

    Horrible week 2 – only scored 68 points this week. Injury bug is staring this team in the face.

    Week 2
    Lost 68.05–93.15vs Miller
    Score rank
    14th of 14
    All-play
    0-13
    Luck points
    0.0
  8. 8up 6 from 14th

    Fischer

    Walker Texas Rusher

    1-1 8th in standings

    Will Colston Loveland ever show up this season?

    Week 2
    Won 122.80–100.29vs Martin
    Score rank
    6th of 14
    All-play
    8-5
    Luck points
    0.0
  9. 9up 4 from 13th

    j-mart

    Americas next top Waddle

    1-1 9th in standings

    Good bounce back from a terrible week 1.

    Week 2
    Won 140.76–94.91vs Joe Shore
    Score rank
    1st of 14
    All-play
    13-0
    Luck points
    0.0
  10. 10down 5 from 5th

    Joe Shore

    Boof Bijan Mustard

    0-2 13th in standings

    He’s patiently waiting for anyone, just anyone, on his team to pop off.

    Week 2
    Lost 94.91–140.76vs j-mart
    Score rank
    11th of 14
    All-play
    3-10
    Luck points
    0.0
  11. 11held its spot

    Kev

    Golden Bowers

    1-1 10th in standings

    No change to power rankings standing. Got a win despite A LOT of single digit scoring. Chase and Schultz came through.

    Week 2
    Won 111.72–86.23vs Horgan
    Score rank
    7th of 14
    All-play
    7-6
    Luck points
    0.0
  12. 12down 3 from 9th

    Horgan

    Notorious TMP

    1-1 11th in standings

    Things are rocky.

    Score rank
    13th of 14
    All-play
    1-12
    Luck points
    0.0
  13. 13down 6 from 7th

    Demich

    Amendonuts

    0-2 12th in standings

    Some are saying this team is cursed for fixing the draft. Can he turn the tide?

    Week 2
    Lost 107.29–139.87vs Nevans
    Score rank
    8th of 14
    All-play
    6-7
    Luck points
    0.0
  14. 14down 2 from 12th

    Martin

    I Hate This Team

    0-2 14th in standings

    He hates his team and his team hates him. Not an ideal start for this team.

    Week 2
    Lost 100.29–122.80vs Fischer
    Score rank
    10th of 14
    All-play
    4-9
    Luck points
    0.0

Rank history

Opens on the latest edition; scroll left for earlier weeks.

Power-rankings rank by edition for every 2026 team, 1 at the top. The table below holds the same ranks.1234567891011121314Week 2Week 3Nevans, Week 2: 4thNevans, Week 3: 1st41Niz, Week 2: 10thNiz, Week 3: 2nd102Adam, Week 2: 3rdAdam, Week 3: 3rd33Josh, Week 2: 6thJosh, Week 3: 4th64Miller, Week 2: 2ndMiller, Week 3: 5th25Krajcik, Week 2: 8thKrajcik, Week 3: 6th86Big Hut, Week 2: 1stBig Hut, Week 3: 7th17Fischer, Week 2: 14thFischer, Week 3: 8th148j-mart, Week 2: 13thj-mart, Week 3: 9th139Joe Shore, Week 2: 5thJoe Shore, Week 3: 10th510Kev, Week 2: 11thKev, Week 3: 11th1111Horgan, Week 2: 9thHorgan, Week 3: 12th912Demich, Week 2: 7thDemich, Week 3: 13th713Martin, Week 2: 12thMartin, Week 3: 14th1214NevansNizAdamJoshMillerKrajcikBig HutFischerj-martJoe ShoreKevHorganDemichMartin
Rank history as a table
Power-rankings rank by edition, 2026. Rows follow the latest edition shown.
ManagerWeek 2Week 3
Nevans41
Niz102
Adam33
Josh64
Miller25
Krajcik86
Big Hut17
Fischer148
j-mart139
Joe Shore510
Kev1111
Horgan912
Demich713
Martin1214